I've had my heart broken twice. The second time I broke it myself, but we will get to that later. The first time I got my heart broken I was 17. I had been with this guy for 3 years, on and off. We would always break up, but we always came back to each…
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Storytime: I Pee’d on Myself
It all happened at a tacky gas station in Oak Cliff, Texas. I was with a friend waiting for him to take some cash out of the ATM and on that wonderful, beautiful day, I decided to wear some size 00 pants. Given that I'm not 15 anymore, they were extremely tight and I had…
